I clicked on Instapundit's Amazon St. Valentine's Day sale link this morning.
This knife holder guy, "The EX" caught my eye.
Here's a closer view.
I'm not offended. It's artsy and kinda cool. I could see how someone might like it, but it's a bit too ghoulish for my kitchen. I don't have an ex anyway.
But do you think they would market this if the figure were a woman?