2008 Hot Chicks with Douchebags Final

A great final this year.

While Metaphysical Hooligan is a Douche supreme, the hotness of his hott Carly is nowhere near the level of the other two hotts, Surfer Kelly or Quartasian Mia Sara. Maybe with a hotter hott, the Hooligan would clinch it.

Quartasian Mia Sara is the hottest of the hotts, a bit young, but exquisite in her tolerance of Deathtongue Douche. But alas, DeathTongue doesn't rise to the level of douchiness of either the Metaphysical Hooligan or Droopey McScrote. Deathtongue is really just more of a dick than a Douche of the Year. He is minor league.

Now we Compare the Hooligan/Carly Hott and Deathtongue/Mia Sara to Surfer Kelly and Droopy McScrote. Kelly is undeniably hot. Gawd, her boob is touching the soft paleness of the droop. Ugh. Droop outdouches them all. He is so f*cking cool he doesn't need to work out, spike his hair, shower, or buy designer clothes. Yet he is the essence of self absorbed douche. Clueless. Empty.

A winner.

I vote Droopy McScrote for Douche of the Year